Sunday, November 13, 2011

Inharrime, Part 1

We awoke in the still of the night.  Hotel Hoyo-Hoyo was quiet and dark at 3:30AM, so we walked with silent, shuffling steps around the room, brushing teeth, pulling on socks, tightening straps, and making final preparations for our journey to Inhambane.  The morning had that special, hushed quality that only exists at the beginning of an adventure in the early morning hours.  We made peanut butter sandwiches and filled our water bottles, then locked the door behind us and traveled to the lobby to meet our fellow travelers.
Everyone was equally groggy and quiet.  The front desk manager was asleep on the couch.  The night guard watched us sleepily from his love seat.  There were eleven of us in the lobby.  Adrienne, Mike, and Maria were flying to Chimoio at 7AM.  Zack and Sean were taking an 8-hour chapa ride to Inhamussua.  Sara and Bailey were going to Homoine, Mireya and Jamie were going to Massinga, and Ariel and I were taking a bus to Inharrime. 
The Peace Corps car brought us to the chapa depot just before sunrise.  Everything was still pink and light blue with the dawn.  It wasn’t hot yet in Maputo.  Once out of the Peace Corps vehicle, we were slammed with the sound and confusion of the transportation hub.  Brusque, rough hands pushed and pulled at us as the fee-collectors, cobradors, recruited our patronage. 
“Onde vai, onde vai?”  They asked.  Where are you going?
“Um.  Inharrime?”  I answered, confused and overwhelmed by the noise, language, and people.
“Inharrime!  O machimbombo a Inharrime fica aqui.”  The bus going to Inharrime is over here.  We were ushered through the crowd by an eager, rude young man who waived us towards an empty bus.  I tried to remember the instructions that Erin had given me.
“Queremos o Inhambane Ceu,” I said, tripping in an effort to keep up.  We want the Inhambane Sky Bus.
“Sim, e Ceu,” he said, vaguely.  Yes, it is the Sky Bus.  “Aqui,” he said, “Inharrime.”  He hit the side of the bus twice and then retreated to the street to recruit other passengers.  Reluctantly, Ariel and I boarded the bus alone.  In the humid, pre-dawn air, the smell hit us before we had even crossed through battered metal doors.  Urine.  The bright-yellow, acrid stench of urine was baked into the seats and pasted into sticky layers in every corner.  The stench of ammonia was overpowering. 
“Oh, my God.”  I said.  We sank into our seats.  “Holy cow.”  Trying to avoid breathing deeply in the sticky-sour smell, we focused or efforts on arranging ourselves and our personal affects. 
When riding from Maputo from Namaacha, we had squeezed all eleven travelers into the back of the Peace Corps truck along with two visiting volunteers.  Concerning our crowded condition, one of the older, more established volunteers had commented, “You’ll find that you will really want a crowded chapa on long rides.  When people start getting off, it gets too loose to sleep.”  Shoulder to shoulder in the back of the truck, we could see what she meant.  We hardly even swayed when the truck hit a bump. 
Now, on the bus to Inharrime, surrounded by damp, acidic air, we were once again blessed with a tight squeeze.  My backpack, fat with six days of clothes and toiletries, was wedged firmly between my chest and the seat in front of me.  On my one side was the window and on the other, Ariel and I had stuffed our food bag.  I fell sleep sitting up, without even propping up my head.  I couldn’t have been more comfortable in a real bed.

The both of us slept like that from 5 until 6AM, as the bus slowly filled up around us.  Occasionally, I would open my eyes to the chaos that ebbed and flowered around the station.  Women wandered around with bacias of bread on their heads.  Men brandished machetes with intent to sell.  Children chased down passengers yelling, “Bolanchas!  Bolanchas!”  Crackers!  Crackers!  Sometimes, someone would knock on my window and ask, “Fanta?”

When we finally pulled out of the station at 6:30, the bus was full.  Actually, I should say that the machimbombo was full.  The word “bus” seems to suggest that we were traveling comfortably on an American-style motorcoach.   Alas, this was not the case.  We were traveling on a true Mozambican Machimbombo.  This cute moniker belies a truly vile form of transportation.  The Machimbombo is fat, heavy, and close to the ground.  The windows are made of plastic and begin to rattle at 30 kilometers per hour.  There is no aisle between seats.  Instead, the third seat in every aisle folds back to allow access to the rows behind.  To make things even more exciting, there is no bathroom.  The entire bus is just on giant, rattling, rolling, bumping, barreling, loud, and lurid latrine. 
An American Motorcoach and a Mozambican Machimbombo

Despite all of this, however, I was thoroughly enjoying myself.  Ariel slept while I blinked slowly and watched the scenery pass, comfortably wedged into place.  The streets of Maputo, with their ugly Marxist apartment complexes, tropical street trees, and colonial-era mansions, gave way to grassy lowlands peppered with mud huts and road-side baraccas. 
By 7AM, the sun was already high the sky.  My pores began to open.  It wasn’t too hot just yet, but the humidity suggested inevitable, oppressive heat in the near future.  I slid my plastic window open, enjoying the cool breeze that wafted over me and into the back of the bus. 
I rode comfortably like this until I felt a tap on my shoulder.  The woman behind me, whose hair had been previously slicked down by a combination of water, oil, and ferocious power of will, was now rocking a gigantic ‘fro.
“Oh, my God,” I said, hastily fumbling at the window.  The situation needed no translation.  “Desculpe.”  Sorry.
For the rest of the ride, I slept perched behind a slender crack in the plastic window.  At 60 kilometers per hour, we were rumbling slowly enough to watch the scenery, but quickly enough to catch a stiff breeze.  I nestled into my seat and pulled out my notebook, settling comfortably into a routine.  Stare out the window, write a little, stare out the window, write a little.  Ariel was still asleep.
Slowly, the scene began to turn tropical.  The red dirt and grass gave way to palm trees and white sand.  There, in northern Gaza and southern Inhambane province, there was food everywhere.  Walking food, hanging food, growing food.  The mango trees were laden with manga, heavy with strings of the still-green fruit.  Coconuts littered the ground and clung to the top of their tall palms.  Chickens raced across the road in both directions while skinny, long-horned bulls fed in small circles, tethered to tree trunks and fences. 
The bus slowed down and I could see that we were passing the site of an old accident.  The burned-out skeleton of an autobus, identical to ours, was laid to rest on the berm of the road.  There was no telling how long it had been there.  The left-hand side had been caved in so that the roof was crumpled down to the curve of the passenger seat.  The driver had protected his side during the accident.  I made a mental note to avoid the passenger seat whenever possible.  No seat belt could have saved that individual.  Maybe the bus had been empty at the time of the accident.  It was an unsettling reminder of why the cobrador had passed around a passenger list, to which we had been asked to add our names and emergency contact information.
We rumbled over the Limpopo River.  I pushed my chin against the glass and peered through the crack in the window, wondering what was in the water.  I saw nothing, but it made me wonder.  What animals were lying submerged in the murky depths of the Limpopo River?  Who was sleeping under the dark water, amongst the reeds, leaning against the slow push of the current?  One day, I would have to return to find out.
Our first stop was directly after the river.  We pulled over to release a passenger and were inundated by a swarm of local women.  Wearing old, threadbare polo t-shirts and flimsy flip-flops, they thrust straining plasticos of tomatoes through the door and window.  To our surprise, there was a flurry of reciprocal movement within the bus itself as passengers bartered and shouted.  For less than one minute, our bus was a bustling marketplace.  Then, the bus started to pull away.  One vendor screeched, snatching back her bag of tomatoes, startled by the sudden movement.  “Paga, paga!”  She shouted.  She grasped her tomatoes tightly and held out her other hand in a motion that clearly read, “Pay first.”  The transaction was completed, the tomatoes were delivered through the open window, and the bags were stored on laps, under foot, or overhead.  We rumbled on. 
I dozed on and off as the bus got hotter.  With my bag on my lap, I only had to fold my arms at shoulder level and lay down my head in order to fall asleep.  I had valuables- money, a camera, and a Kindle, but they were wedged securely against my belly as I slept.  I would feel prying hands before they could wrench anything away from me. 
It was about noon when we rattled into Inharrime.  Tangles of bushy vegetation opened into a bright lagoon, spreading wide, blue arms along the two-lane highway.  The water was so clear that we could see rows of ripples in the white sand along the bottom.  In less than a kilometer, we were pulling to a stop in front of the Hotel Inharrime, a sturdy, red concrete building with a red, concrete veranda and red, concrete columns.  The street on which we stood, technically the IN-1, or main Mozambican highway, was crowded on both sides with vendors, hawking cobradors, vendors, and more vendors.  There were two or three vendors for every passerby.  Most sat quiet and idle, brushing flies off of their fish, tomatoes, and mangos.  Some were more aggressive, ssssssssst-ing and shouting,
“Oi!  Mulungo!  Refresco, coal-drinkee!”  Hey!  White person!  Refreshments, Sodas!
We hefted our round backpacks over our shoulders and made our way to the veranda of the hotel to call Erin.  She answered on the third ring, and, after an initial attempt to give us directions to her house, agreed to come and get us herself. 
We liked her as soon as we saw her.  She was short and perky, with starburst eyelashes and long, brown hair.  She wore a capulana dress- a brightly colored sarong tailored into a sleeveless vestida.  Despite the fact that she’s fully integrated, it was easy to spot her in the crowd.  She’s a Pennsylvania girl in eastern Africa, after all.  She gave Ariel and I both hugs and guessed our names correctly. 

“Let’s go see the house,” she said.

We followed the sidewalk to the take-away food cart (Teka Way) and turned left, past the central market and up a sandy, divided road.  Erin’s house was five minutes up the gentle incline in a cluster of houses owned by the secondary school.  Hers, an elevated concrete house with a smooth concrete porch and red roof, was the furthest from the road. 


“Oh, Erin,” we said.  “It’s lovely.”

The compound was slightly lower than the level of the road, in a sandy bowl-shaped hollow.  We crossed through the yard along a path through the grass, passing a broken-down car and a large mango tree.

The first thing that we noticed was her pretty front door.  It was painted teal-blue.  That teal-blue door led to a cheerful, teal-blue kitchen, a purple living room, an orange hallway, and a pink bedroom.  The cement floor, unpainted but glazed and clean, was cool under foot.

Erin's teal-blue front door

“Wow,” we said.  “Erin, this is really nice.”  We wandered around, looking at things, making a mental note of her material possessions.   Electric iron, porcelain toilet, electric teakettle. The house was larger than we had expected.  The front door led to the kitchen, which led into the living room, then to the hallway fringed by two bedrooms and a bathroom.  There was also a back deck with a clothesline strung from one side to the other.  Ariel and I would be sleeping together in the purple living room, on a spare mattress beneath a spare mosquito net. 
Erin's purple living room
Looking around at the beautiful house, brushing the white sand off of the bottom of my jeans, and listening to the shikshik of the palm fronds, I felt ashamed at my initial disappointment last week.  Inhambane was a beautiful province.  I realized that I didn't know anything about Mozambique.  How could I have site preferences if I had previously underestimated Inhambane so greatly?  And thus, in the first thirty minutes, I learned the first of many lessons about being a real volunteer in Mozambique.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Site Visits

Dan and I are halfway through our ten-week training program in Namaacha, Mozambique.  Namaacha, located about two hours west of the capital city of Maputo, is in the far, far southern end of this long, Y-shaped country.  Thus far in our training, we have only visited Maputo, Namaacha, and a few of the cities strung between the two like Christmas lights. 


Now, though, we are about to be flung across the country for a very exciting week of training- Site Visits.  From Friday, November 4th until Thursday, November 10th, volunteers will be traveling in pairs and triplets, traveling to visit and stay with other, established volunteers in their houses.  Each pair is sent to just one site for the six-day visit.  These sites are for the sake of example only- they are no indication of where we will be sent for our permanent sites in December.
For the past few weeks, there has been much gossip and speculation about where we will be sent.  Most of this country is still mysterious to us.  We have our noses up against the windowpane but can only see Namaacha, Namaacha.  Roosters, goats, rain, red dirt, and turtledoves.  It’s beautiful, but the rest of the country seems so exciting because it is still foreign.  Beaches!  Hippos!  Mosques!  The possibilities are endless.
For site visits, volunteers will be traveling to ten of the eleven provinces in Mozambique, from Maputo province in the far south, to Cabo Delgado in the far north.  Some will be going to Tete, the inland thumb of Mozambique, while others will be traveling to one of the many seaside villages on the central coast.  When we heard that twenty volunteers would be flying to sites in the north, the excitement mounted.  Nobody wanted to be left behind. 

Today, the lists of site visit locations and traveling partners were released.  I woke up at 5AM in anticipation.  Images were running through my mind.  Beaches?  Hippos?  Beautiful mosques?  Would I be skimming over the mountains in a little puddle-jumper?  Would I get to stay in a hotel before my flight?  A hotel could mean showers.  Showers could mean cleaning some of my more obscure places.  I could finally shave my legs.  At this point, my leg hair is nearly one-inch long and downy soft, like yellow cashmere.  I haven’t washed my toes in days. 
When we received our travel packets this morning, we flipped to the announcements greedily.  Our eyes skimmed the page.  The sites were listed from closest to farthest, followed by the names of the visiting volunteers.  My name was near the very top.
Lisa Spencer, Ariel Palter …………  Inharrime, Inhambane
Dan’s name was at the very bottom
Dan Spencer, Maxx Cacieco ………… Alto Molokwe, Zambezia
I read the list two, then three times.  Dan was flying, I was not.  Dan was going north, I was not.  The little voice in my head that had been chanting
“Beaches!  Hippos!”
was reduced to an unsteady whisper.
“Beaches?  Hippos?”
Slowly, I got up to check the map.  Not only was I not going north, I was only going a few hours north of Maputo.
Dan approached me.
“Hey buddy,” he said.  “I made the flight list!”
He stopped when he saw my face.  I turned away.
“Hey,” he said.  “I’m sorry.”  I ignored him.
I didn’t say anything to anyone.  I knew I was being childish in feeling so disappointed, but also felt like the best course of action was to keep my hurt feelings to myself.
“Where are you going?” People kept asking me.
“Oh, I’m staying south,” I said, trying to turn up the corners of my mouth into some sort of smile.  ”How about you?”
I was ashamed to be so ungrateful and batted away the sticky tears that tangled in my eyelashes.  It wasn’t fair.  My birthday was this weekend.  Why did Dan get to fly to Zambezia on my birthday?  Why were some people going to seaside resorts? It was so hard not to be jealous.
I spent my lunch hour alone in the classroom, trying to concentrate on the novel I had been reading.  I was torn apart with jealousy.  I didn’t want to hear everyone talking about the upcoming trip.  Of equal importance, I didn’t want anyone to know that I was so disappointed.  My poor sportsmanship was nobody’s business but my own.
It wasn’t until a few hours later that I finally felt a little better.  Our doctor, Isadora, was giving a talk about safe sex.  She was so frank and so funny that I was drawn in, despite myself.  She showed us a slideshow entitled, “Sex- it’s a BIG issue” and included a picture of elephant sex.  I laughed for the first time that day. 
Finally, I put the trip into perspective.  I have been given two hundred dollars, a traveling partner, and the opportunity to undertake an independent journey in Africa.  For one week, I get to live with a real volunteer.  I get to see a real school and a real site and get my first real glimpse at life as a Peace Corps volunteer.  We won’t be far from the ocean, and maybe we can take a side trip.  Plus, Ariel and I do get to stay at a hotel on Friday night with a handful of other volunteers.
A hotel!  Clean ears, clean toes…
Hippos?
Who knows?
I let myself get a little bit excited.
Beaches?
A 4-hour chapa ride?
A real Peace Corps volunteer?
It’s going to be a good 24th birthday.

Summary of Training Events
Week 1 (Oct 1 – Oct 7)    –  Language Training
Week 2 (Oct 10 – Oct 14) – Language Training and Teacher Training
Week 3 (Oct 17 – Oct 21) – Language Training and Teacher Training
Week 4 (Oct 24 – Oct 28) – Language Training and Teacher Training
Week 5 (Oct 31 – Nov 4)   - Halfway Oral Language Exam, Site Visit Announcements
Week 6 (Nov 7 – Nov 11)  - Site Visits
Week 7 (Nov 14 – Nov 18) – Remedial Language (if necessary) and Teacher Training and Final Site Announcements
Week 8 (Nov 21 – Nov 25) – Model School (Pretend school taught by volunteers for neighborhood kids)
Week 9 (Nov 28 – Dec 2)     - Model School
Week 10 (Dec 5 – Dec 9)     - Final Oral Language Exam, Swearing in Ceremony

Summary of Site Visits
I am traveling to meet Erin, a Peace Corps volunteer living in southern Mozambique, in Inharrime, Inhambane Province.  Dan is traveling to Zambezia Province in the north to meet volunteers Chris and Camille.  We are going to explore two different provinces, one north and one south, and report back on what we like and want for our future sites. 
Bom Viagem!

Monday, October 31, 2011

The Great Big American Happiness

It all started with a suggestive spanking from my husband.  With the slap of a palm, what had been a nagging stomachache for the duration of the evening erupted into a bout of rampant diarrhea that sent me tearing at the mosquito net that surrounds our bed.  Hours of retching passed into hours of fitful napping, punctuated by more retching and diarrhea. I kept a leaky plastic bag by my pillow so that I could throw up without doing more than rolling over.  At one point, I crawled to the chamberpot and used the smell of toothpaste and urine to force out more vomit in an attempted purge.  It wasn't until the hour of three or four in the morning that my cramps abated enough to allow me to truly fall asleep.  Unfortunately, though I had successfully made my way back to our bed, I had crawled in the wrong way and was snuggled up against Dan's feet.  I slept backwards for the rest of the night and awoke feeling confused but otherwise unharmed.  It was my first experience with food poisoning.

When I finally struggled to class the next morning, it was plain to see that everyone else was suffering in some way, themselves.  A feeling of sadness and of strain pervaded the air.  One girl was sick, as well, and absent.  Another received bad news from home while in class and burst into tears.  A third was stifling her yawns- the new baby in her house had been fitful the night before.  It was as if our cohort, as a collective whole, had advanced from the honeymoon stage to the rejection stage of culture shock overnight.

We felt overworked and under-equipped.  Our complaints were mounting.
‘I can’t believe we have to garden this weekend,’
‘I’m just so tired, all the time.’
‘I still don’t speak Portuguese’
‘Living with a host family is like a perpetual guilt trip’

That morning, we didn't hear the normal pre-dawn cacophony of dogs and chickens as music, but as noise.  Our towels were wet when we tried to dry ourselves after our bucket bath.  We suddenly and unexpectedly realized that we hated eggs.  And why was it so hot, anyway? 

I feel I need to explain something very important here:  None of us are going home.  At this point, it is unthinkable.  Shameful.  So instead of pondering desertion, we turn to what I will call, “American Happiness.”  American Happiness is a form of tangible daydreaming.  It is a jar of peanut butter or an English-speaking friend.  It can be found at the local gas station in the form of processed cheese or at the bottom of your suitcase as a single, squished-up Twizzler.

Perhaps it’s disappointing to the reader to realize that we haven’t been diving into Mozambican culture headfirst.  Why aren’t we wearing capulanas and making matapa and working all day in the mochamba?  Wasn’t our goal to truly live in and assimilate into a different culture?  What happened to our eagerness and why are we so crazy about peanut butter all of a sudden? 

The peanut butter is easy to explain.  We have switched from a diet that is approximately 30% fat, 25% protein, and 45% carbohydrate to a diet that is approximately 90% carbohydrate.  Because peanut butter is a good source of both fat and protein, it has become an extremely desirable commodity.  Our slow assimilation is harder to explain, however.  The biggest barrier right now is language.  We want to, we desperately want to, speak Portuguese.  But the truth is, we don’t.  Some of us have trouble coming up with the words, others have trouble understanding spoken phrases.  Most of us fluctuate between language-elation (“I made a joke in Portuguese!”), language-depression (“Sorry.  Can you speak more slowly, please?”), and all-out language-rejection (“I’m sorry.  I do not understand.  I do not knife Portuguese.”).  Because we can’t speak very well, we can’t make friends yet in our new community.  Unfortunately, human nature drives us to be social and seek protection in groups, so we have formed a very tight-knit group of American citizens.  Who eat a lot of peanut butter.  This is perhaps not what our friends and families anticipated when they sent us off to Africa.  It’s certainly not what we had anticipated.  It’s nice, though.  No one wants to feel alone. 

Every day, we go to language lessons and try hard to learn.  We greet people on the street and spend time with our adopted families.  We eat the cabbage and Fanta and rice and Coke and oranges and bananas and ketchup that our mothers provide for us.  We are very good little volunteers, even if we are still a little too American.  We have established a rapport with the community, who has accepted our awkward ways and only chides us gently on occasion. 

This weekend, however, we made no attempt to fit in.  This was Halloween weekend.  Thoroughly American in concept, this holiday is impossible to explain in a culture that lives life on the brink of illness and poverty.   Eschewing more complicated explanations, we told our families that this weekend was a special weekend in America and that we would be throwing a party.  And in honor of this admittedly strange holiday, fifty-one Americans in Mozambique treated themselves to one purely American evening, masquerade-style. 

The party was held at the house of a permanent (non-training) volunteer.  Her location was excellent because it was far off the beaten path and surrounded by a tall, stone-and-concrete wall.  All fifty-one volunteers fit comfortably in the compound with room to spare.  The best thing about this party was the fact that we were in Africa.  Every costume had to be individually invented and designed.  A few good costumes included a piñata, a cheat-sheet, 501 Portuguese verbs, and a plate of matapa (a dish of melty leaves in hot coconut oil).  Being that we are in Africa, of course, our party was quite the neighborhood attraction.  At least twenty kids lined up by the wall to see our costumes and a few were trying to climb inside.  Later in the night, when we had all squeezed inside the house, those same few tried throwing rocks at the roof to entice us to come back out.  It was as if they had never before seen fifty Americans dressed as various household items. 

So the weekend passed in great cheer and festivity.  Now that it is Monday, we will once again throw ourselves back into our studies, trying our hardest to assimilate and pass for Mozambican individuals.  But with all of this language and culture absorption, it is important for us to remember that we are also here to share our culture, and that it is okay to allow ourselves the occasional Great Big American Happiness. 

P.S.  I have included two photographs from our Halloween party.  Below is one of our friends, Lona.  Born and raised in rural Georgia, she is genuinely caring and awfully funny.  She is also a very tricky seamstress.  For Halloween, she was a goat.



And my costume? 



Dan and Chris are two men walking abreast.

Happy Halloween from Africa!

Saturday, October 29, 2011

The Sweet Sixteen

This week, my host sister celebrated her 16th birthday.  As a surprise, Dan and I ordered a bolo from the German bakery.  With our friend Adrienne, we picked it up and smuggled it through the heartland of Bairro B, guarding it carefully from the hands of the covetous zombies.  Despite our attempts to move quickly, a few observant individuals noticed and pointed to the giant cake in our possession.
“Um aniversario!  Para bem!”  A birthday!  Congratulations!
“Nao e meu aniversario!  De minha irma!”  Not my birthday!  My sister’s!
“Estou a pedir seu bolo?”  I am asking for your cake?
“Nao!”  No!
No amount of zombie guilt could pry this cake away from us.  We were not going to give away this birthday cake.  The three of us made our way into the compound that Dan and I share with Mae and Ajuvencia.  We stood outside the front door of the main house.
“Ajuveeeeeenica!” we called.  She appeared at the door, washcloth in hand.
“Mana Lisa?”  Cool older sister Lisa?
Dan and I held up the cake proudly.  “Feliz aniversario!”  Happy birthday! 
Ajuvencia’s face shined with glee.  “Para mim?”  She asked, pointing to herself in exaggerated disbelief.
“Para ti!”  We said. 
“Obrigada!”  Thank you!  She accepted the cake and brought it inside.  Promptly, she returned with a pair of shiny, high-heeled purple shoes.
“Pode tirar um photo?”  She asked.  “Com o bolo?”  Can you take my picture?  With the cake?
Reluctant to go through the process of portraiture alone, she dragged her sister, Argentina, outside with her.  Argentina, daughter of Ajuvencia’s real mom in Maputo, was visiting for the birthday. She is a big, noisy, busybody with a taste for practicing English.  We like her.  A lot.  On the first day we met her, Argentina crossed her arms and said, “Take me to America with you.  I want to go.”
“But we won't leave for another two years,”  we had protested.
“No matter,” she had said.  “Take me with you.”
Both girls changed clothes and scuttled around one another, tying loose hairs in place.  Adrienne agreed to act as their photographer.  It was a complicated process to set the scene.  A table was brought out into the front yard and covered with a tablecloth.  The cake was set gently on the table and the surrounding silverware arranged just so.  Like in their favorite of my wedding photos, the two girls cut the cake together, joining hands over the knife.  Everything in place, we froze, smiling at the camera.  Adrienne snapped the photo.
Lisa, Argentina, Ajuvencia, and Dan cutting the birthday cake

Luckily for us, Adrienne spent a year of high school in Brazil.  Her Portuguese is very, very good.  That night, we enjoyed a conversation with our sister though the power of Adrienne’s translation.  Between the cake, the setting sun, the warm weather, and the help of our friend, we were a happy group of young people.  We could have been in New York City, in Paris, anywhere.  I promised Ajuvencia that I would print the pictures for her the next time I went to Maputo. 
 Adrienne laughs as she translates from English to Portuguese

It was easy to forget that this birthday was Ajuvencia’s last birthday as a child, and that this cake was the only present she would receive. 
That night, after we walked Adrienne home, we returned to find the two sisters inside the house.  They were still in their best dresses and shoes, dancing around the table in the living room. A Justin Bieber song was playing loudly, thumping the windows and drifting out the front door and down the street, into the night.  Dan and I settled in to join them.  Things that we might not have enjoyed in the United States- teenage  musicians, salty cake, purple high heels- are a luxury here.   Likewise, things that are strange and sad in the United States- a shortened childhood, a  birthday without presents, a pregnant girl turning 16 years old- are common here.  These are all little, unforgettable parts of my experience.

Argentina and Ajuvencia, October 21, 2011

Monday, October 24, 2011

Three Stories

The Zombie Beggar Woman from Bairro B
At the edge of Bairro B, there is a German bakery.  New to town, this padaria aims to teach the art of baking in countries around the developing world.  There, you can buy a loaf of bread for twenty cents or a cookie for three cents.  A sweet bread pastry, my favorite, costs thirty cents- a ten Medicais piece slapped down on the tile counter at the window.
“Ate amanha,” we say to the woman who hands us our bread, with whom we practice our Portuguese.  “Until tomorrow.”
I don’t think we realized that these treats were unattainable for the majority of the population.  To us, they were easy and so tempting, a 10 cent dent in a 600 cent weekly allowance.  Nothing, nothing!  Every day, we spent a new 5-cent or 10-cent piece.  We were slowly growing gorda, forgetting the drudgery of rice and grits.  But one day, as I walked home along a shortcut through the heart of Bairro B, cradling my sweet bread in a wax paper wrapper, I stumbled upon something unsettling.
“Americana!”  A gregarious stranger first greeted me along the road.  “Welcome, welcome!  We are sorry for our roads are so poor.”
“Oh,” I said, feeling uncomfortable.  I hate talking to men when I am off-guard and alone.  I am also still coming to terms with the decidedly random introductions I receive from strangers.  “No, I like.  I like Africa.”
“Good,” he said, waving cheerfully, speaking deliberately and slowly in the highly punctuated way of Mozambican English.  “Nice to.  Meet.  You.”  He continued in the opposite direction.
I had been trying to hide my sweet but the warm bun in my hand was distracting.  Glancing around and finding myself alone, I stole a bite.
Then, in a flash of dirty clothes and fingernails, came the zombie beggar woman of Bairro B. I literally gasped.  From behind a grass fence appeared a haggard, tired-looking woman, dragging her left foot behind her in a sort of drag-step, drag-step gait.  Her clothes were ripped and torn and a large chunk of breast was clearly visible.
“Bom dia,” I said, trying to be gentle and unobtrusive.  I changed my course somewhat.
“Estou a pedir sua doce?” she said.  I am asking for your sweet.  What was jarring was that she spoke completely without dignity.  She was begging, her voice whiny and wheedling.
“You are asking for… my sweet?”  I asked, backpedaling, stalling for time.  “But…half for me, half for my husband.”
She thrust her hands towards me. “Estou a pedir sua doce?”
It was as if I had been hit with a twenty-pound weight.  I was drenched in guilt.  Why could I afford this sweet cake?  Why was this fair?  Would giving her the cake make things fair?
“Umm… pouco,” I said, hesitantly, ripping off a piece of the cake.  She received it with both hands and thanked me with embarrassing profuseness.
“Obrigada, obrigada.” She limped away, disappearing into a neighboring compound.  It was with a start that I realized that she had been the same age as my mother in the United States.  I stumbled home in a daze, rethinking my position as an American in Africa.  The rest of the cake tasted like sand.  I gave it to Dan.
In Paul Theroux’s novel, “Dark Star Safari,” he notes that Africans tend to treat Americans with a “weird, rude sense of entitlement. “  It makes me wonder.  Do I owe my community something simply because I am American? Do they feel as if I owe them?  Is it not enough that I am here to teach? There is no easy answer. 
I will still buy sweets, I think, but in the future I will avoid the zombie-infested heartland of Bairro B. 

An Introduction to Snakes
My first introduction to snakes in Africa came from my sister.
“How do you say this animal?” I asked, trailing a finger along the ground and making a hissing sound.
“Aeee!” said my sister.  “Cobra!”  In Mozambique, the word “cobra” comes from somewhere deep in the chest, a guttural expulsion of disgust.  Goe-brrra.
“All are cobra?”  I asked.
“Cobra,” she confirmed.  “Aeee!”
The following week, I was planning a trip to the nearby waterfalls with a few American friends.  One girl called to say she couldn’t make it.
“Oh.  Why not?” I asked.
“My Mozambican family is scared of the waterfalls for some reason.”  She said.  “I’ll come some other time.”
Another confirmed that she would be coming but that her adopted sisters weren’t allowed to come with her- the Cascades were “off limits” to children.  Her family had explained the situation to her.
“At the waterfalls, you must watch out for very dangerous snakes.  Specifically, at the top of the waterfall, you will find a shiny rock.  You must take care to avoid the large snake that lives under this shiny rock.”
Our third friend had also been warned about the exact same beast: The-Cobra-under-the-Shiny-Rock-at-the-Top-of-the-Waterfalls-Aeee.  I made a mental note that this would make a good children’s tale if I needed material in the future.
We had a wonderful trip but never did encounter the mythical serpent.  My first snake encounter, actually, occurred on the same day as my cake-zombie encounter.  I was walking to class alone and nearly tripped on a rock in the middle of the road.  Startled, I looked down to find the toe of my shoe against the engorged belly of a patterned adder.  The snake was dead.  It had been battered beyond belief.  The skull was crushed, the neck and body cavern were torn open.  A rock sat atop the dead body, a superstitious act.  Predictably, I was repulsed.  I was surprised, though, by a sudden flood of relief.  I was glad that snake was dead.
The fear of snakes runs deep here.  The community throbs with a tangible dread.  I have never heard my sister say “cobra” without adding an “Aeee!” at the end.  My professors shudder at the word.  In a world where antivenin is unobtainable and venom is quick, a snakebite can be viciously deadly, much more so than in the United States.  So with a big toe butted up against the shredded belly of the mysterious snake, this reptile-loving American shuddered with relief to find it so cruelly, and unmistakably, dead.

The Time I Stole a Crianca
There is a toddler on my street who loves me for no reason.  The most likely explanation is that she thinks I am someone else.  I don’t have the heart to disillusion her, nor do I have the capacity to explain: First, she is only two years old, and second, she doesn’t speak Portuguese.  I have no other option but to be that girl she clearly adores.
As I walked home from school at the end of a morning session, this girl was waiting for me in the center (the center!) of our long dirt road.  When she saw me, her face broke into a giant smile and her hands went straight up over her head. 
“Ola, menina!”  I said.  “Ola, little girl!”  I can say anything I want to this child but have decided that the best course of action is to stick with very simple Portuguese.  She had on a frilly pink T-shirt and was wearing only one sandal, which was on the wrong foot.  Because the shoe made her taller on the right-hand side, she walked with a very stiff up-down, up-down limp.  She looked like a little old man. 
I picked her up and shook her around a little bit.  She gurgled.  Then, because it was hot and because I really didn’t feel like playing, I put her down and waved goodbye. 
“Tchau-tchau, menina.  Vou a minha casa.”  Bye-bye, little girl.  I go to my house.
But, as is often the case, Little Girl was not done with me yet.  She put up her small hand in a charming “hold hands?” gesture. 
“Bom, menina.  Vamos juntas.”  Fine, little girl.  We go together.
Hand in hand, we made our way down the street.  She grinned at the passers-by, proud to have such a friend. 
“Voce gosta minha crianca nova?”  I asked the school children we passed.  Do you like my new little girl?
We walked slowly.  I was leaning to the right, trying to accommodate the little fist.  Little Girl was shuffling along on her single bare foot, up-down, up-down.  We finally reached my house, about 500 yards down the road. 
“Entao… tchau, menina.”  So… bye, little girl.  I attempted to pry my hand from hers.  She let me let go and stood there, watching me.  Suddenly, I realized what I had done.  I had stolen a crianca!  I had taken a two-year old from her own front yard, walked her down the street, and attempted to leave her a quarter-mile from where I found her. 
This wouldn’t do!  This wouldn’t do at all!  What had I been thinking?
Well, I couldn’t leave her there and I couldn’t make her walk again on her little bare foot.  I had no choice but to pick her up and carry her all the way back up to the top of the road. 
This time, I got lots of stares. 
I realized that I didn’t know exactly where she lived.  I would have to approximate.  I put her down along the side of the road near where I had found her. 
“Tchau, menina.  Tchau-tchau-tchau.”  I started to walk away.  Deftly, like a second zombie in so many days, she began to limp after me. 
“No, menina!”  I said.  “No!”  She continued to follow me.
I broke into a jog.
“No, menina, no!” 
She limped after me, arms outstretched.  Her mouth was stretched into an I-AM-ABOUT-TO-CRY face.  Unsure about what to do, I broke into a run. 
“BYE MENINA!” I yelled.  Most people were staring now. 
When I returned home, I glanced back up the street.  Little Girl was a tiny dot at the top of the hill.  Once again, she was back in the center of the road, staring in the direction I had come from just ten minutes before.  She was waiting, waiting, waiting, for her friend to come back and steal her one more time. 

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Words that are Better in Portuguese

I have been speaking Portuguese for three weeks now and have recently discovered something wonderful.  Many Portuguese words, whether through design or through a happy accident, are onomatopoetic.  At least, I perceive them to be that way.   

When rain falls on a ceiling, it says “tay-too, tay-too, tay-too” – ceiling, ceiling.  Water sloshing around a 20 gallon jug says “ba-dong, ba-dong” – water jug, water jug.


Other words that are better in Mozambican Portuguese include:
Pao     -     (POW)     -     Bread
Mamas     -     (MAAH-Muhs)     -     Breasts
Sabor     -     (Sah-BORRR)     -     Flavor
Pipocas     -     (Pee-PO-Cahsh)     -     Popcorn
Oito     -     (Wheat-O)     -     Eight
Machim-Boom-Boo     -     (Mash-IM-Bomb-Boo)     -      Auto Bus
Brincar     -     (Brink-AR)     -     To Play
Escolinha     -     (Esh-Co-LEEN-Yuh)     -     Little School
Criancas     -     (Cree-YAWN-Suhs)     -     Toddler or “Little Critter Person”
Note:  This is a “galimoto” or a “TOY TRUCK ON A STICK.” 
It is made of garbage.  It is the best toy ever.

Another good word would be-
Camiao     -     (Cam-Ee-YOW)     -     18-Wheeler
Think of the little boys running along the street with their trucks on a stick, wailing like an ambulance, “Cam – ee – YOW – YOW – YOW – YOW!”

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Lessons today started with a discussion about the differences between life in Mozambique and life in America.  One girl pointed out the unsanitary conditions in which the baby of her adopted family frequently found himself.
“He, like, picks up a toy off the floor and just sucks on it!”
Another girl spoke up.
“The kids in my household always have runny noses and, like, stuff on their faces.”
In defense of the people of Mozambique, I felt insulted.  Sometimes, we are so busy searching for differences in our new culture that we miss the similarities that might bring us together.  Babies, all over the world and in the United States, are dirty little critters.  They eat dirt, they eat bugs.  They put their fingers in their bottom and transfer pinworms from one end of their digestive system to the other.  Babies are on a mission to expose themselves to every potential disease known to mankind.  It is a mechanism of survival.
Before I came here, I worked with toddlers at a YMCA in Pennsylvania.  These babies had runny noses, crusty eyes, sticky fingers, and smelly pants.  Like the babies here, they were also delightful and very huggable. 
It is also important to note that parents love their children just as much in Africa as they do in the United States.  For a short while, my Mae had hired a maid to help take care of Dan and I upon our arrival.  This woman had a baby that she would carry on her back for most of the day.  The baby’s name was Marcos.  Because the maid’s name was difficult to pronounce, we called her “Mae do Marcos” (My – Doo – Mar – Coash).  When she wasn’t carrying Marcos, she would leave him on a straw mat with a toy rattle.
“Marcos, Marcos,” she would coo.  “Meu bebe.”
When Marcos developed a bad cough, Mae do Marcos took him to the hospital.  Even though she was busy, she always washed him, wrapped him, and took his temperature.  She was nineteen years old, and a wonderful mother.

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I’ll leave you with one last word that’s better in Portuguese than in English-
Tchau!
Picture a triple-toothed crianca staring at you as you walk down the street.  “Ola,” he replies softly in response to your greeting.  Then, as you disappear, he gains confidence, flapping his sloppy fingers. 
“Tchau – Tchau!”
Then, you hear him start an imaginary engine and run in the other direction, pushing his toy truck.  
“Cam – ee – YOW – YOW – YOW – YOW!”
Because young children, everywhere, are exactly the same.